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hasab ke ustaad parha rehy the aik sagird ne ustaad se kaha.                                                                   
angrezi wale ustaad angrezi main baat karte hain'urdu wale urdu main'farsi
wale farsi main.magar        ap hamare sath hasab main baat kune nahi
karte.itne main khenti baj gai.ustaad bole.ab teen   panch(3,5) mat karo or no

do gyara ho jao.

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. bab:beta!agar tum mehnat karo ge to tumhari shohrat dunya ke charo
kono main pehl jaye gi.beta:lekin master sahab to keh rehy the ke zamin gol

hay

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ustaad "tum itni dair se kune aye?" adal "janab mere upar se aik gari guzar gait thi". ustaad "arye tum zinda kese bache" adal "janab main pull ke niche tha".

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aik bach dosre se, "hatam tai pehle das logon ko khana kehlata hay,bad main khud khata hay." dosra bacha,"is main kyta barhi baat hay,mere abu to pehly 20 logon ko khana kehlate hain,bad main khud khate hain" pehla bacha, "woh kya karte hain" dosra bacha, "woh aik hotel main vetor hain".

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