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*~* VuPak2009 *~* ``**``..HAPPY SUNDAY from $$ wid 3 JOKE$...``**``MST C

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Ek baar ek Totaa Ud Raha tha full speed par ....

Uske Saamne full speed me ek Ferrari AA rahi thi ...

Dono ki takkar hui ...

Totaa Behosh ...

Raste me Ek Beggar tha

Usne Tote ko uthaya aur Ghar Le gaya ...

Usko Marham lagaya ..

Aur Pinjare me rakh diya ...

Jab Tote ko hosh aaya ...


Usne apne aap ko Pinjare me dekha ...
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"AAILA ... JAIL .... Who Ferrari ka Driver mar gaya kya
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AIK ORR
 
santa : paaji yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
santa :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur
kitni gol karenge!!!!!!!!!"

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Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c.

Tell me an example.

Student : I love u - u love your
daughter - so I love your daughter
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"""Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."""
 
 
"...SUBHANALLAHI WABI HAMDIHI...SUBHANALLAH IL AZEEM..."
~*~$H!N!NG $T@R~*~


 

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